Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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