i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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