HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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