I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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