just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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