Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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