ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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