I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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