ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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