p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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