i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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