the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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