we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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