HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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