these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
