don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
His nipple licking is glorious
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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