community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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