I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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