Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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