No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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