look no pants
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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