Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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