Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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