what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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