it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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