you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
