yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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