Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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