The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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