Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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