yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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