this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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