At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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