But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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