im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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