pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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