I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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