I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it glows. i had to have it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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