I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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