Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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