That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month