This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i think my mom watched the whole time
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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