you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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