Ambien. No doubt about it.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I think my moral compass just broke
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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