Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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