the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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