And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Randomize
