Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
they need to just BURY HIM!
and she was petting her beer can
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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