Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Holy sore nipples Batman
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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