I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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