Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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