I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I need water and some morals
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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