We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
