Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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