He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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