And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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