So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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